Monday, January 21, 2008

Sock Is Crap (aka Oscar Picks, by Hannibal Lecter), last update

I know, I promised to reveal these Oscar pick anagrams slowly over time. Sorry, but it didn't work out that way. But with tomorrow's Oscar announcement. here they are. I've had some change of opinions, which I'll address in the next post.

By the way, I stumped myself on one of my Best Actress picks. I can't remember who it is.

Best Picture
Me

O, Do Sassy Bras Jaw John’s Ear, Orbit For a Time, Trade The Essence
The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

CIA Zod
Zodiac

Hens Make Tea
The Namesake

Hermit Note
I’m Not There

No One Fry Colt Round Me
No Country for Old Men

Them

A No-Halt Mill Cycle
Michael Clayton

Eat Not Men
Atonement

No One Fry Colt Round Me
No Country for Old Men

Her Billed Web Tool
There Will Be Blood

Dost Ewe Deny
Sweeney Todd

Best Supporting Actress
Me

Jane Mulin; Puked Conk
Julie Mann; Knocked Up

Been Sorry; Hens in U.S.
Rose Byrne, Sunshine

Tag, Move Air Lark; Cone
Marketa Irglova; Once

It Dials In Town; A No-Halt Mill Cycle
Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton

So As Nine Roar; Eat Not Men
Saoirse Ronan, Atonement

Them
Can’t Chat, Belt; Hermit Note
Cate Blanchett, I’m Not There

It Dials In Town; A No-Halt Mill Cycle
Tilda Swinton, Michael Clayton

I Am A Rise, Tom; Owned! You Braked For The Evil Deeds
Marisa Tomei, Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead

Real Job is Out; He Swills On Raw Air
Julia Roberts, Charlie Wilson’s War

So As Nine Roar; Eat Not Men
Saoirse Ronan; Atonement

Best Cinematography
Me
A King’s Red Ore; O, Do Sassy Bras Jaw John’s Ear, Orbit For a Time, Trade The Essence
Roger Deakins, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Hit! Ream! Run!; Corn Lot
Martin Ruhe, Control

Driver’s Ash, Sir; CIA Zod
Harris Savides, Zodiac

A King’s Red Ore; No One Fry Colt Round Me
Roger Deakins, No Country for Old Men

Brews Lite Rot, Her Billed Web Tool
Robert Elswit, There Will Be Blood

Them
A King’s Red Ore; O, Do Sassy Bras Jaw John’s Ear, Orbit For a Time, Trade The Essence
Roger Deakins, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Driver’s Ash, Sir; CIA Zod
Harris Savides, Zodiac

A King’s Red Ore; No One Fry Colt Round Me
Roger Deakins, No Country for Old Men

Gave SEC Summary; Eat Not Men
Seamus MacGarvey, Atonement

Brews Lite Rot; Her Billed Web Tool
Robert Elswit, There Will Be Blood

Best Supporting Actor

Me
Jerry Bowed To One; CIA Zod
Robert Downey, Jr., Zodiac

Coors Cipher; Be Arch
Chris Cooper, Breach

Britt Pad; O, Do Sassy Bras Jaw John’s Ear, Orbit For a Time, Trade The Essence
Brad Pitt, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Rob Hallhook; It Held in Tow
Hal Holbrook, Into the Wild

Brave Dime Jar; No One Fry Colt Round Me
Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men

Them
Brave Dime Jar; No One Fry Colt Round Me
Javier Bardem, No Country for Old Men

Monk Wins Toil; A No-Halt Mill Cycle
Tom Wilkinson, Michael Clayton

Rob Hallhook; It Held in Tow
Hal Holbrook, Into the Wild

Undo A Lap; Her Billed Web Tool
Paul Dano, There Will Be Blood

A Pill Of My Four Shy, Hip Men; He Swills On Raw Air
Phillip Seymour Hoffman, Charlie Wilson’s War

Best Actor
Me
Early Is Me; Corn Lot
Sam Riley, Control

Aye! Flaky Feces; O, Do Sassy Bras Jaw John’s Ear, Orbit For a Time, Trade The Essence
Casey Affleck, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

O My Semen Jolt; No One Fry Colt Round Me
Tommy Lee Jones, No Country for Old Men

Gone Cool Grey; A No-Halt Mill Cycle
George Clooney, Michael Clayton

Easy, Dallied Win; Her Billed Web Tool
Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood

Them
Gone Cool Grey; A No-Halt Mill Cycle
George Clooney, Michael Clayton

Hens Zinged To Lawns; I Can Arrange Gas, Tim
Denzel Wasnington, American Gangster

O My Semen Jolt; No One Fry Colt Round Me
Tommy Lee Jones, No Country for Old Men

Easy, Dallied Win; Her Billed Web Tool
Daniel Day-Lewis, There Will Be Blood

Jenny Po, Phd.; Dost Ewe Deny
Johnny Depp, Sweeney Todd

Best Director
Me
Did More Wankin; O, Do Sassy Bras Jaw John’s Ear, Orbit For a Time, Trade The Essence Andrew Dominik, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford

Jan Doe, The Conal Net; No One Fry Colt Round Me
Joel and Ethan Coen, No Country for Old Men

Diver Chin Fad; CIA Zod
David Fincher, Zodiac

Then Soy Dad, Hermit Note
Todd Haynes, I’m Not There

Loan-out Pander Shams, Her Billed Web Tool
Paul Thomas Anderson, There Will Be Blood

Them
Burn It, Tom; Dost Ewe Deny
Tim Burton, Sweeney Todd

Loan-out Pander Shams; Her Billed Web Tool
Paul Thomas Anderson, There Will Be Blood

Hi, Jot Grew; Eat Not Men
Joe Wright, Atonement

Jan Doe, The Conal Net; No One Fry Colt Round Me
Joel and Ethan Coen, No Country for Old Men

Sly Tit D├ęcor; I Can Arrange Gas,
Tim Ridley Scott, American Gangster

Best Actress
Me
Omits A Want; Poems Rest In Ears
Naomi Watts, Eastern Promises

Abut; Hens Make Tea
Tabu, The Namesake

Wingate; Usual Tin Cot

Can’t Chat, Belt; Hermit Note
Cate Blanchett, I’m Not There

A Right Kinky Eel, I; Eat Not Men
Keira Knightley, Atonement

Them
Just Here, L’ici; Who Are For May
Julie Christie, Away from Her

I Am Torn, Ol’ Radical; Erase No Liver
Marion Cotillard, La Vie en Rose

Can’t Chat, Belt; The Glazed Hoe Beat In Leg
Cate Blanchett, Elizabeth: The Golden Age

A Right Kinky Eel, I; Eat Not Men
Keira Knightley, Atonement

A Rent-A-Home Blancher; Dost Ewe Deny
Helena Bonham Carter, Sweeney Todd

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