I was in a mall today and needed to visit the restroom. I went in, and, as I looked down into the urinal, I noticed they had implemented some new device in the urinal. It says something like "Eco-friendly" with some other phrases. Now I'm happy that American technology is developing ways to make our toilet-flushing friendly for the trees and the forest animals. Yay, American ingenuity! But I don't want to be standing there trying to read something at the bottom of my urinal as I'm trying to pee.
Please refrain from further writing. Thank you.