Wednesday, December 12, 2007

I Pity the Fool

Oh. My. Word.

Apparently television's greatest four-man mercenary band will be getting their own movie. Strangely, even after two decades, authorities still haven't been able to spot a muscle-bound man with a mohawk, with his friends 0loaded into a black van with a distinctive red stripe, known for breaking into the same mental asylum every week to free the same patient.

Have mercy on our souls.


Pinko Punko said...

Well, if I read George Clooney as Hannibal, Matthew McCaughnehey (sp?) as Face, Jim Carrey as Murdock and the Rock as BA, I don't know how I'm gonna feel. Clicking now.

Also, notice how noone ever got killed even though they were rocking automatic assault rifles? And whenever a car flipped, the driver always crawled out. If they film an A Team movie with a body count of zero, I'll actually be proud of them.

Pinko Punko said...

Actually, this film has already been made in its most interesting form. It was called "Three Kings."

K. Bowen said...

Well, that's perfect casting. But painfully expensive casting, as well.