Tuesday, February 19, 2008

Rare political doodles: Election formula

This is my formula for figuring out who will be the party presidential nominees and the new president in any given presidential election year. To get an accurate prediction, tell me these things ....

Republican nominee: who's the oldest guy.
Democratic nominee: who has the most wheels-off wife.
Winner: who owns a ranch.

That's all you need to know.

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