Speed Racer: The fight is on

Darth Mojo takes on the critical dismissal of Speed Racer with a sledgehammer in their heart. The memorable photoshop job is a little tasteless but highly accurate. I especially like the portion that compares Speed Racer reviews to the risible Transformers. And what is Variety thinking when it lists defying physics as a negative? When did enforcing the laws of physics become legitimate film criticism?