Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
Cast: Shia LaBeouf, Megan Fox, John Turturro, Josh Duhamel, Tyrese Gibson, Kevin Dunn
Director: Michael Bay
Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen – A racist (boom) sexist (blam) piece of juvenile paraphenalia (whhhhhhhhhh-puuuuuuu) mixed with explosions (mushroom cloud). Eight-year-olds in schoolyards will hold detailed and meaningful discussions about why the film is so unrealistic. Even the action, choppy and shot far too close in, is poorly done. When the 40-foot racist caricatures show up, just hope by then you’re too numb to care. Sure an evil Transformer plot to explode the sun sounds terrible. But if it takes all copies of this thing with it …..